"Hermione, get down from there."
"Are you kidding? I only just got up here. And it was no easy task, let me tell you..."
"When you said you thought the beverage was good enough to bathe in, I didn't think you meant that quite so literally."
"What have I been telling you about wizards failing to take their partners seriously?"
"Somehow I didn't think this was what you meant then either..."
"Clearly we need to work on our communication," she responds a bit smugly. And then after a moment adds, "I don't suppose you could give a witch a leg up, could you? This is harder than it looks."
"I'd be more than happy to," he replies, sounding it. She's just about to wonder at it when he continues, "Levicorpus," and she finds herself dangling arse over tip over an otherwise rather delightful Kool-aid Cooler. Delightful, that is, when one's hair isn't hanging in it, at any rate...
375 g ice cubes
150 g white wine (preferably more sweet than dry)
50 g sugar, or the equivalent substitute
1 pack of unsweetened Kool-aid (I prefer grape. ❤️)
Blend the bejeezus out of it and then sip until the brainfreeze sets in.
Keep cool, peeps. 🍾🍸